Mythofdogmeatandchicken

　　Tthereareevenmorechickensthanpeople，andmostofthemliveincages，theydon’tneedtomovetheirlegsandwings。Foodandwatercomesautomaticallyintotheirthroats，wastesarecollected。Theirworldisahightechcage，dozensofeggsarehatchedruthlessly，andtheywillsoonbecomeawholenewgenerationofcreativechickens。Theirdeathsarealsoimpressive，shinycarouselsshiftthemtotheirdeath，fromelectricshocking，beheading，befootingandmolting。Thefinalguardianisahightechanalcleaner，withafuzzytentaclepokingintheirbutts，gutsandotherorgansarewellpurged。Thesebeautifulcorpsesofchickensarewrappedwithsterileplasticfilm，theyarealwaystightlikerubbersuitsinsadomasochism。Yes，andweseetheselovelychickenseverydayinthemarkets。Ijustdescribedtheprocessofthefeedingandslaughteringofchickensinafrank，andslylyway，andofcourse，chickensarenotcreativeatall。Onthecontrary，theyarethemostunfortunateanimalsonthisplanet。It’struethetotalamountofchickensislargerthanhuman，butit’sbecausemanypeopleareeatingseveralchickensinaday！Wepeopleareomnivorousanimals，wecanfillourstomachswithdogs，cats，rats，bats，otherpeople，tigers，lions，snakes，literallyeverything，frombirdsflyingintheskytowhalespinginthedeepsea。Wepeoplearetherealspeciesstandingonthetopofthefoodchain。Although，sometimes，theyarealsoeatenbyothercreatureslikewolves，tigers，crocodilesandpythons，mosttimesit’swepeopleeatingothers。Ironically，peoplefromdifferentculturescreatedsomecluelessprohibitionsfortheirdiets，likeIndiannevereatbeef，Muslinsnevereatpork，andsomepeopledon’teveneatfish。Therewasajoke，sayingoncetheChinesegovernmentwasholdingafeastservingguestsfromallovertheworld，however，theyallhavedifferentfoodintolerance。Thepressedchefthenmadeawholechickendinnerforthosedistinguishedguests。Andyes，everybodyeatchickens！Therewereroastchickens，friedchickens，chickenbraisedinsoysauce，chickendippedinspicedsalt，sesamechicken，orangeflavorchicken，chickenwithcashewsandMooShichicken，andaGinsengchickensoup。Yes，evenAmericansworstcooksonthisplanet，knowthere’sadishcalledchickennoodlesoup。Therearesomanywaysanddemandsforchickenstodie，wepeopleneedtocreate，weneedtoenjoyandpleaseourselves，sowesacrificedchickens。Ironically，weneverfeelpitifulforthosechickens，feelingtheyareborntobeeaten。Thereisanotherkindofanimalcalleddog。Becauseoftheirloyalty，andcuteness（forsomedogs），theybecameourbestfriends），whomeverwanttoeatdogswillbeputinthedenunciationimmediatelybydoglovers，especiallyfemales。Justlikethispersonsuddenlylosthishumanity。Interestingly，thereisnoreligionprohibitingpeoplefromeatingdogs，unlikepigsandox，dogsareseemedtobebornwithapardon。YoueatmeandmyfriendsIwillcallmyparents，occupyingthemoralhighgroundandkickyourassoff。That’sright，onlywildbeastseatdogs，peoplecannot。Iamalsoadoglover，butthemoreIthoughtofit，themoreconfusedIam。Whatonearthisthedifferencebetweeneatingchickensanddogs？Whychickensaresounluckythatpeopleareneverpunishedeveniftheyeat10chickensaday，anddogsaresoluckythatpeoplearecursedtobebeastsfortakingabiteofthem？Yes，it’sthemorality。It’sthemoralitytellingusnottoeatourfriends，evenifIdon’t’knowhowthesecreaturesbecamemyfriends。Ijustcan’t。WhenthoseJapanesesearchingforcommunistsinyourvillage，yourearliestchoices，withoutdoubt，areyourenemies。Iftheyneedsomemoretraitors，youchoosesomeoneyouareunfamiliarwith。Iftheystillneedapartisan，andtherewasyournephewandyou。Thereyougonephew。Fatesofdogsarethesame，becausechickensandcowsarenotextinct，wewillnevereatourlovelyfriends。Ifonedaycomesthefamine，peoplewilleatallthoseChihuahuasandSamoyedsbeforeeatingtheirparents。Theywouldregretnoteatingtheirbestfriendsseveraldaysbefore，maybetheyweighedseveralpoundsmore。Therefore，wehavenofriendsonthisplanet。AtthismomentIsuddenlyrememberthereisapuppylivinginmyhousenow。Duetoitsloyaltyandcuteness，IdecidedtoswitchmydogwiththefatPersiancatnextdoorbeforeeatingit。Evenatthelastminute，wewouldstillholdourloyalty，thehumanityitselfcanneverbedefinedmoralorimmoralanyway。